The Soup Nazi
October 2010
80 posts
I never understood planned parenthood
cuz I never met nobody who planned to be a parent in the hood.
I don't know where my Elmo costume went
but I woke up wearing a playboy bunny ears.
There's more to life than alcohol and girls
but not much.
Don't Play This Song
Kid Cudi Feat. Mary J. Blige
Kid Cudi - Don’t Play This Song (feat. Mary J. Blige)
(Download Man On The Moon II: The Legend Of Mr. Rager)
The most important moments of my life happen in slow motion
One of my bagels with cream cheese fell off my plate and was tumbling towards the floor and all I could think of was “Please don’t land cream cheese side down, please don’t land cream cheese side down” and it was falling for hours it seemed, just toying with me.
It landed cream cheese side up.
Teenage Dream (Katy Perry Cover)
The Rescues
The Rescues - Teenage Dream (Katy Perry cover)
God, Gordo was such a schmuck
Lizzie McGuire totally wanted some of that fro in her
I don't get guys who still gel their hair and do that dumb little flip in the front
Congratulations (Erol Alkan Rework)
MGMT
MGMT - Congratulations (Erol Alkan Rework)
To the people who auto-post their Last.FM Top Artist lists
Please stop. No one gives a shit that you played Lady Gaga 50 times this every week.
you are in love with sade. i won't even make this a question because it's a fact. but you are. so... admit it.
I DO LOVE SADE.
It’s just that after I sent her a dick pic and she responded back with “Where’s the rest of it?”, there seems to be a disconnect between the two of us.
Porn advancements in recent years
Remember back in the day when you’d have to make secret hidden folders labeled as Solitaire High Scores and fill it with porn images. IMAGES. Not even videos.
Imagine doing that now. No, imagine downloading videos now. Who even does that? Just stream that shit using your high speed internet access.
