cuz I never met nobody who planned to be a parent in the hood.
but I woke up wearing a playboy bunny ears.
but not much.
One of my bagels with cream cheese fell off my plate and was tumbling towards the floor and all I could think of was “Please don’t land cream cheese side down, please don’t land cream cheese side down” and it was falling for hours it seemed, just toying with me.
It landed cream cheese side up.
Lizzie McGuire totally wanted some of that fro in her
Please stop. No one gives a shit that you played Lady Gaga 50 times
this every week.
I DO LOVE SADE.
It’s just that after I sent her a dick pic and she responded back with “Where’s the rest of it?”, there seems to be a disconnect between the two of us.
Remember back in the day when you’d have to make secret hidden folders labeled as Solitaire High Scores and fill it with porn images. IMAGES. Not even videos.
Imagine doing that now. No, imagine downloading videos now. Who even does that? Just stream that shit using your high speed internet access.