December 2010
86 posts
Taking a trip
Going to try to be internet free. See you next week. Have a great New Years!
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“That shirt looks good on you, makes you look a little masculine.”
– Thanks, Mom.
Is there anything Megan Fox CAN'T do? →
Making a new theme
and I like to take bits and pieces of other sites and mesh them into my own. I only make themes for my own personal blog and never sell them, so I see nothing wrong with this. Anyway, I saw this today in someone’s code.
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AUTHORED BY _____________
COPYRIGHT 2010. ALL RIGHTS RESEVERED.
I AM NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FLEXIBLE ON THIS TOPIC.
STEAL MY WORK AND I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE...
Making a new theme
and I like to take bits and pieces of other sites and mesh them into my own. I don’t sell themes or anything so I see nothing wrong with this. Anyway, I saw this today in the code.
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WatchAs a Christmas gift to tumblr, I give you a clip from the documentary Good Hair.
Quoting Seinfeld is my true passion
Me: "The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony!"
J. Peterman: The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony!
My dad: It's pathetic that you have them all memorized.
Me: Just watch Dad, someday all this Seinfeld knowledge will pay off in the long run. Just watch... someday...
Can't wait to show them all
Me: "The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony!"
J. Peterman: The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony!
My dad: It's pathetic that you have them all memorized.
Me: Just watch Dad, someday all this Seinfeld knowledge will pay off in the long run. Just watch... someday...
Do you ever check your phone for the time or new...
then like 15 seconds later, out of the corner of your eye, you see your phone’s screen bright and you grab it fast to see whats up.
But the screen is just on because you checked it 15 seconds earlier and you still have 0 messages.
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Adele - Rolling in the Deep (Jamie XX Remix)
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Adele - Rolling in the Deep (Jamie XX Remix)
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Ice Films →
Best way of watching shows/movies online for free, in case you haven’t found a worthy replacement since NinjaVideo went down.
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I'm shaking in anticipation
Festivus is near.
thismartyrcantbetamed-deactivat asked: the black swan sex scene won't play :(
any way I could get a link?
any way I could get a link?
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WatchBlack Swan Sex Scene
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My mom got a Christmas present from a colleague
Mom: Oh.. a Christmas mug (Had a big R on it for her name)
Me: What? It's nice.
Her: Yea I guess, but it's not like I can give it to someone else. Who do we know who's name starts with R?
So when are they going to let straight guys join...
So when are they going to let straight guys join...
Louis CK Quotes →
How many advantages can one person have? I’m a white man!
I don’t have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing
The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
I’m buying a Cinnabon…at the airport…I arrived at. You understand why that’s extra disgusting, right?. Because when...
Louis CK Quotes →
How many advantages can one person have? I’m a white man!
I don’t have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing
The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
I’m buying a Cinnabon…at the airport…I arrived at. You understand why that’s extra disgusting, right?. Becuase when...
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A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I’m An... →
“Imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer and pizza are all good enough reasons for living.”
My mom wasn't wrong when she said I'm special
While I was microwaving my Digiorno personal sized pizza for lunch (or breakfast, I woke up at noon) I realized I have all the microwave times memorized for all my tasty pizza-related treats.
Pizzas? Check. Hot Pockets? Check. Pizza Rolls? Check. Bagel Bites? Check.
This moment of realization is probably similar to how Newton felt when the apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity....
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Do you feel like your parents never listen to you
I love pomegranates. I LOVE POMEGRANTES. Like everything about them. From the regular fruits to the juice to the vodka. Love Love Love. So when I come home my momma likes to surprise me with POM Juice. I’m in heaven.
Thing is, she always gets me the Cherry flavored POM. Like it’s this gross cherry pomegranate mixture that just doesn’t taste right. First time she does it - cool....
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Cybersex
I figure that most of the men who cyber are in committed relationships.
But then I figure that most of the women who cyber are also men in committed relationships.
erinisbetterthanyou asked: So I've never met you, but I stumbled upon your Tumblr months ago. For some reason, last night I dreamt that you and I were friends and decided to hook up one evening. On the way to your house I met Peter Gallagher, the guy who played Seth Cohen's dad on The OC, and we proceeded to make out then make plans to hook up later. I cancelled on you...
erinisbetterthanyou asked: So I've never met you, but I stumbled upon your Tumblr months ago. For some reason, last night I dreamt that you and I were friends and decided to hook up one evening. On the way to your house I met Peter Gallagher, the guy who played Seth Cohen's dad on The OC, and we proceeded to make out then make plans to hook up later. I cancelled on you...
HMU is the most used word in Facebook statuses? →
I had to read the article to find out that HMU means ‘Hit Me Up’.
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Anonymous asked: i feel like you arent a total loser recluse bitch like most people on Tumblr
whats your secret or are you like everyone else but just a good liar?
whats your secret or are you like everyone else but just a good liar?
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Anonymous asked: i feel like you arent a total loser recluse bitch like most people on Tumblr
whats your secret or are you like everyone else but just a good liar?
whats your secret or are you like everyone else but just a good liar?
Roadtrip to Texas at the end of December!
Going to see our football team play (read:lose) in the Texas Bowl.
Alcohol! Football! Roadtrip! Alcohol!
Reasons my parents call me
To fix the wireless internet over the phone
To remind me to study for finals
To fix the wireless internet over the phone
To ask me why I buy Starbucks everyday on their dime
To fix the wireless internet over the phone
To ask me how to turn on the Blu-Ray player
ex.fm/Kevin →
If you’re using Chrome (you dumb not to at this point), then definitely get the ex.fm extension. I talked about it a couple months back, but now they have a new follow/like system so it’s pretty awesome for hearing new music. I use my ex.fm library more than I do my regular library.
Seriously, get on it.
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“I’m going to delete my Facebook and my blog. Live off the grid, you know?”
– Domino’s employee