March 2010
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goal by the end of 2010
roofus:
have my three current favorite bloggers following me
Sade
Mykicks
Soupnazi
I just saw this while doing anything but study. I would follow you, really I would, but I just checked out your blog and all I saw on the first page was this picture reblogged like 15 times girl. Tumblr would notify me of a new post and I’ll get all excited only to see that picture again. I would...
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I don't know what to do anymore.
annabananabreath:
I didn’t get into my dream school. I have cried endless tears over this past weekend. I don’t know what the hell I’m going to do- wait, I do.
Because my dad told me that neither of my parents will support me if I choose my second choice school in Pittsburgh, which was amazing in every way possible and perfect for me, except for the distance.
So, NJCU here I come. I might kill...
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Some guy is on tumblr right now
and I’m trying to squint to see what his name is without drawing too much attention to myself but I can’t.
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We'll see who comes out on top
I’m going to wear my american flag tee, along with my uncle sam boxers, pick up some canadian (guy or gurl, doesnt even matter at this point) and give them a dirty sanchez or something. While eating a chicago style hot dog and singing America’s national anthem.
Who’ll be awesome then?
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My dad just called me up to tell me he got me a...
February 2010
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Going on Facebook and "liking" every post there is...
Wait? I’ve never talked to you once before but accepted your friend request because we went to the same high school? You’re watching the game? Cool.
Alright, games over.
Crosby just sucked some major cock. Thats all anyone really wanted to see anyway.
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Michael J. Krell is closing down :(
I’m not affiliated with them in any way, just a huge fan of his clothing. His button down shirts are my first choice when choosing what to wear out on weekends. His bamboo underwear is like having angel wings cover your cock.
Always sad to see a little guy fall when Urban Outfitters continues to reap massive profits.
http://www.michaeljkrell.com
EDIT: Sade is right you guys, only hockey...
American mentality after this game
If we win: We’re amazing at everything it isn’t that much of a surprise we won. Just another instance of us cock slapping every country out there. Canada beat us in anything? Psh, Canada smells.
If we lose: We are fucking surprised as hell we’re even in this game. Hockey? I had to wikipedia this shit to figure out what the fuck icing is and I still have no clue. We have fucking...
I wish you guys could see them sandwich I'm eating
This bitch literally doused it in Dijon mustard.
[insert angry about to kill someone gif here]
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mykicks:
The Mountain Goats - “No Children”
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I love Ramen
I know a lot of college kids eat it only because it’s cheap, but I love this shit. I put some different ingredients in sometimes (eggs, veggietables, sauces, etc.) and it always tastes good.*
Excuses I’ll use to eat Ramen as I grow older
-First job out of college - I’m poor, gotta save $$ -Married with kids - Kids are expensive, gotta save $$ -When I’m retired - Its easy...
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I just noticed I saved this as a draft last night.
“i was coming back to my place when i saw dudes from where im living at and they wanted to know”
THATS IT. WHAT DID THEY WANT TO KNOW?!?! I DONT REMEMBER. God this is killing me.
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Unofficial is this Friday!
Unofficial is a made up holiday the entire campus celebrates since bar owners were losing too much money while we were on spring break during St. Patrick’s Day. You basically don’t go to classes and drink all day. It is my favorite holiday obviously. People from a lot of schools come for it, I even think my one friend from California might be coming.
I know some people that follow me...
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People we Chatroulette'd with last night
Before we went to the bars we decided that pregaming with chatroulette was a fun idea. we were expected more penises, we sadly only got like 3 the entire time. we did get…
-some couple from england that kept telling us to turn our music down, but we eventually changed the subject to our accents and football
- two guys from canada were talkin shit because we’re arrogant? we are, we...
It took me 20 minutes to figure out what DTD means
I got a text that said “Are you DTD?” Which I knew was a variation of DTF (Down to fuck), but I had no clue what the 2nd D stood for. At first I thought it was dance, to which I was like fuck no.
It’s drink you fucking retard.
Internet Addiction Might Actually Get Recognized... →
We’re all crazy.
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I Hate College (remix) - Sam Adams
Replace...
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Don't worry guys, I'm not killing myself
After a horrific night last night, I went out for breakfast with my friend this morning. She had to babysit her niece so she brought her along.
CUTENESS OVERLOAD.
She had pigtails and was missing her front tooth.
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Worst Night Ever.
Alright, you’re an attractive girl so I can look past you not drinking or smoking.
But when then you said you were saving yourself for marriage.. You’re nice and all, and hot, but I just don’t see this going further.
At least you didn’t wait to tell me until I’m good to go and my hand was down your pants.
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Four out of five Americans will still pick up a...
Really?
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My teacher can't say "comb" correctly
So he kept saying “Cum in my hair” and was giggling like a school girl.
What's worse, pretending to be Justin Bieber or...
The answer is pretending to be Justin Bieber.
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What I just sent Justin
“dude you’re like my hero and i love you and your songs are so inspirational to me and i;m so excited you’re going to read this that i’m running around my room with my I <3 Justin shirt on. so jealous you know usher!!!!!
you’re truly a hero man, keep it real and keep making those uhmazzzing songs”
My friends post the dumbest shit on my Facebook
That’s it. No funny caption, no animated gif, nothing. My other good friend posts shit on my wall too, but atleast those are videos or news links that he knows I want to see. Not this, nope.
The fuck am I supposed to even comment for it? Leon’s the man?
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I love telling hockey fans that Sean Avery is my...
Usually I get a look of disgust and a “Are you retarded?” expression combined back at me.
Uhhh, you guys. He’s amazing. Don’t be mad cuz you got his sloppy seconds.
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Watch(via superfunparty)
Gah, Terry Richardson. I hate him and envy him. Mostly envy.
Finally watching 16 and Pregnant
This is for real my face when the chicks are in labor.
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After watching the latest episode of Lost
I’ve determined that they will never answer any of my questions. I’ve come to terms with it and I’m fine with that. Really, I am.
Serenity now…. Serenity now…
insanity later
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MJ's son plays for the Illinois basketball team
He’s a scrub and whenever he does play everyone gets pissed because he sucks, but one time my friend got into an elevator with him and without even knowing each other Jeffrey Jordan says, “You head is too large for your body.” And fucking leaves the elevator.
Who the fuck does he think he is? Yes, his father is the greatest man to ever do anything ever and I would let him have...
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It's my roommates birthday tomorrow
And I’m doing everything in my power to take him out to the bars. “I’ll buy you drinks all night long”, “I’ll bring some of my really slutty girl friends” , etc. Nothing is convincing him. Sureeeee, I want to go out for myself and get drunk, but also to help him out since he never seems to go out, ever. I’m just being a good roommate y’all.
...
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Skipping class to bid on a leather jacket on eBay
I’m poor, gotta take any chance to save money.
UPDATE: Didn’t win :( oh well, saved myself some $$$ I guess
tumblr ≠ Real World
We were talking about figure skating in one of my classes, so I naturally brought up Johnny Weir seeing as how everyone on tumblr wants his penis. I got blank stares all around. I felt like a retard.
THANKS TUMBLR!
sade asked: Kevin:
i know it's only been one short week
so i hope i'm not too forward when i speak
let's get married in Saigon
(by the way i really like your icon)
there'll be lots of cake, a naked midget or two
you'll have to wear a tux, it's powder blue
we'll have to get it annulled eventually
because it...
i know it's only been one short week
so i hope i'm not too forward when i speak
let's get married in Saigon
(by the way i really like your icon)
there'll be lots of cake, a naked midget or two
you'll have to wear a tux, it's powder blue
we'll have to get it annulled eventually
because it...
Ask, or dont.
www.soupnazi.tumblr.com/ask
I doubt I’ll post them, unless they make me laugh or they’re poems, but homework is boring me.
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Something to think about anytime you eat at Subway
When I was in high school, this girl I knew used to work there and was dared to put a cucumber inside her… not only did she do it but then she cut it up and served it in a sandwich.
I still eat there all the time, but I pass on the cucumbers.
