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April 2010

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Apr 30, 201011 notes
#scarlett johansson #swoooooon
“I do think, at a certain point you’ve made enough money.” —Obama to Wall Street
Apr 30, 20107 notes
#thats like saying you can have enough BJs
Apr 30, 20103 notes
#im a fan of ONE page
Do you give a shit about the Blackhawks?

The Blackhawks? I was never a fan growing up so I’m not really one now. I’ll obviously go out and celebrate when they win, but that’s because I’m an alcoholic and not because I’m actually happy they won. I was actually a Red Wings fan growing up and they’re still my favorite team…. don’t tell my friends though.

Apr 30, 20102 notes
#message of the day
Apr 30, 20106 notes
Apr 30, 201011 notes
#i could probably screencap this movie all day #but i wont
People that use anything other than Google seem strange to me.

You use Yahoo or Bing? How do you find anything? Do you also use Ask Jeeves?

Apr 29, 201060 notes
Now that John Mayer is "over" twitter, I think I'm cool enough to use it

Some of my real life friends thought it’d be cool for all of us to use it over this summer, which I don’t see happening but whatever. I’ll give it a shot.

So if FB is for my real life friends, and tumblr is for my internet bros, then I guess twitter is somewhere in between.

I don’t really know how to look people up? Can you even? So yea… follow me and I’ll probably follow you back. Or don’t, either way it’s cool. I won’t cross post too much between here and there, unless Ice-T tells me to go eat something.

PEACE!

Apr 29, 2010
#i'll try to keep it as high brow as possible
well hello there im a total stranger and im just wondering what songs makes you jump for joy, makes cry hard or makes you flip and what artists are you madly into? thanks!

Jump for joy: Jump by Van Halen
Cry hard: Stop Crying your Heart Out by Oasis
Makes me flip: Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit

Artists I’m madly into: Celine Dion, S Club 7, and ABBA.

Apr 29, 2010
#serious posts
Apr 29, 20106 notes
Apr 29, 201017 notes
2am and I'm starting my 5 page paper...

soupnazi:

I got like 9 hours to do it so I’m not worried.

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Kind of scary how there are only 2 essays for this class and in one hour I could make the exact same post.

Apr 29, 201022 notes
#deja vu
Apr 28, 201035 notes
Savion Glover P.O.S.

P.O.S. - Savion Glover

I haven’t seen that many people live, but seeing P.O.S. last year probably tops my list.

Apr 28, 2010
Apr 28, 201011 notes
#fat americans
As a young child, I didn't know how to skip

We had these really dumb drills during gym class when I was like 7 that helped warm us up. So we would run, hop, skip, etc. around the gym. Well… a few of my classmates and I didn’t know how to skip. We would do this half-hop half-run thing, and our fatass gym teacher thought it was the worst thing in the world. Like who cares if this kid can’t read or do simple math? This kid is fucked at life if he can’t skip.

So while everyone else was doing normal kid things like play kickball, I was on the sidelines learning how to fucking skip. Eventually I got it, doesn’t take a rocket scientist obviously. So then at the end of class she makes us skip up and down the gym floor while EVERYONE watches us and claps when we finish. Like I’m some sort of sped and skipping is my life achievement.

Still think about it…

Apr 28, 2010
#you guys are getting a peek into my childhood
Apr 28, 201012 notes
#gpoyw #raccoon dracula? #this sums up my childhood #Halloween
Apr 28, 2010
#she's single!!!
Apr 28, 20105 notes
#wheres the I don't give a shit option
Apr 28, 20103 notes
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