August 2011
16 posts
Blunt Blowin
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne - Blunt Blowin
Tha Carter IV leaked yesterday
Fall Creek Boys Choir
James Blake & Bon Iver
James Blake & Bon Iver - Fall Creek Boys Choir
Say what?
- Roommate: When you get the time can you look up the local Comcast phone # on Google or Bing and figure out the best student package.
- Me: What did you just say?
- Him: Look up the Champaign Comcast phone number?
- Me: On Bing? Who the fuck uses Bing?
- Him: I don't know, sometimes Internet Explorer sends me there.
- Me: Internet Explorer? What the fuck?
Don't take a date to Chili's
then look over the menu and say, “I forgot how expensive this place is.”
Because your date will tell her friends. And I will tell the internet.
Niggas In Paris
Jay-Z & Kanye West
Niggas In Paris - Jay-Z & Kanye West
I don't get people who make their tumblrs completely blank
Like you have to follow them in order to see the dumb shit they’re writing.
You do know that I can just add /mobile to the end of your URL and see everything right?
Overnight Celebrity
Twista
Twista - Overnight Celebrity
My mom is in the next room and is texting me
“Hi Kevin!”
“Have you seen the riots in London?”
“It reminds me of Iran’s riots. crazy!”
After ignoring them all I eventually walked in her room and asked her why she kept texting me from 20 feet away.
“I’m practicing texting, I can type so fast!”
My mom is a 12 year old girl.
One time I was being interviewed by the local newspaper
I was like 12 and a couple of us had been chosen to be interviewed for some reason and a journalist had to ask us a couple questions. One of the questions was about our parents and he asked what my dad’s name was and what he did. This is how the conversation went…
Him: What’s his name?
Me: Al
Him: What?
Me: Al
Him: Ed?
Me: No… Al
Him: Can you spell it?
Me: A-L
Him: E-D?
Me: It’s not Ed!
This seriously went on for like 5 minutes, even with other students trying to tell him my dad’s name. Eventually I just fucking wrote it down and he made it seem like “Oh, why didn’t you just say that?” He understood everything else fine.
I have zero clue why I’m thinking about this now.
I never get headaches
But I just watched the Real Housewives of NYC Reunion and holy shit I want to kill myself.
This conversation would happen every 5 minutes:
Bitch 1: You always talk shit about me!
Bitch 2: Name one time this season where I said something about you!
Bitch 1: That one time at that one party!
Bitch 2: Well, you were being a fucking bitch at that party so…
And yea, I know I could have changed the channel anytime I wanted. Go fuck yourself. I have a problem.
