The Soup Nazi
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February 2012

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I want to phelm in you ass, fill it with cement so i can have you ass wrinkles as a ice lolly mould. so i can suck your juicy ass. and fuck myself with a cheese grater whilst binging on your pubic hair and purging using the asslolly

I don’t usually publish my messages, but this just swept me off my feet.

Feb 24, 20126 notes
When someone you know is walking in front of you

But you don’t want to talk to them so you’re intentionally walking slower than them and keeping a distance.

But you have somewhere to go and they’re walking so fucking slow and you’re either going to be late to work or have to endure a conversation with them.

I was late to work.

Feb 22, 201226 notes
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt → imgur.com

There are crazy girls, and then there’s this.

(via reddit)

Feb 17, 201274 notes
#crying rn #cant believe i read it all
“America’s gone full retard.” —Me, during the Super Bowl halftime show
Feb 5, 201213 notes
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