February 2012
4 posts
Anonymous asked: I want to phelm in you ass, fill it with cement so i can have you ass wrinkles as a ice lolly mould. so i can suck your juicy ass. and fuck myself with a cheese grater whilst binging on your pubic hair and purging using the asslolly
When someone you know is walking in front of you
But you don’t want to talk to them so you’re intentionally walking slower than them and keeping a distance.
But you have somewhere to go and they’re walking so fucking slow and you’re either going to be late to work or have to endure a conversation with them.
I was late to work.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt →
There are crazy girls, and then there’s this.
(via reddit)
“America’s gone full retard.”
– Me, during the Super Bowl halftime show