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  1. An investment banker's cover letter for a second date

    You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening.

    We had lots of eye contact during our date. On a per-minute basis, I’ve never had as much eye contact during a date as I did with you.

    If you don’t want to go out again, that I request that you call me and make a sincere apology for leading me on (i.e., giving me mixed signals). In my opinion, you shouldn’t act that way toward a man and then not go out with him again. It’s bad to play with your hair so much and make so much eye contact if you’re not interested in going out with me again.

    Click the link, there’s a ton more. I’m tearing up over here.

    6 Dec 2011 - 6 people like this

    1. anonypants reblogged this from soupnazi and added:
      I think it’s important to say that this is not a satirical piece. An existing human being really wrote this poor woman a...
    2. thatstrangegirl said: Amazing.
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