• Guy: Is this 5th street?
• Me: Nope, it's Wright & Springfield.
• Him: Really?
• Me: Yea, 5th is...
• Me to myself: Wait how to I describe this? Do they know what direction west is? Can I touch him and hold his hand in that direction or is that fucking creepy? Maybe I can just walk away really quietly?
• Me: it's 2 blocks west...
• Him: ...
• Me to myself: Fuck FUCK FUCKKKK!
• Him: The last two people gave us wrong directions, we'll just get a cab.
• Me: No I'm definitely right, I can walk you guys?
• Him not believing me: Don't worry about it, the cab will get us there.