• Me: This guy is annoying the shit out of me.
• Friend: I find most gay people annoying
• Me: This guy is annoying because he likes to bitch about everything, not because he's gay.
• Him: Yeah, but most gay people annoy me.
• Me: Name a single gay person you know. Name one.
• Him: ...
• Me: That's like if you were the only Filipino I knew, and obviously you're an idiot, so all Filipinos are idiots.
• Him: But you'd never say that.
• Me: Yeah, because making blanket statements would make me look like a dumbass, right?