Was at a friend’s birthday party last night
There was a girl there who was just annoying me, and I was decently drunk enough that this conversation happened.
Me: You’re the worst
Her: What? I’m the life of the party!
Me: If you left right now, the only thing that would change is that chair you’re sitting in would now be empty.
People laughed, she was not happy.
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